I probably should have mentioned this a few weeks ago, but: this journal is now friends-only. All the old, unlocked posts will remain unlocked for your browsing pleasure, but anything from a little before this post on is not accessible to mere mortals or crazy stalkers from France. (Hey, guess what, I'm talking to you!)
If you want in, toss a comment or something and I'll think about it. Unless I hate you, and then the answer is: "Die."